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Thursday Aug 17, 2006 08:12:00 AM

Ok, so this is a pointless blog but I thought that it would be funny... I want to hear all of your favorite jokes...lol

My favorite joke is......I hope I tell this right

Ok.....what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob????

If we don't get some support around here, people are going to think that we are nuts.........LOLOLOL....I think that it is so funny....


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Posted By: None 2007/02/15 02:51:18 PM
Ha Ha I Leave Funny Blond Jokes On Your Page!

Posted By: None 2007/02/15 02:49:57 PM
boyfriend and states, " I've got half a mind to go out there and kick her ass, I sure wish I knew how to swim! "

Posted By: None 2007/02/15 02:47:21 PM
A Blond and her boyfriend are driving accross Nebraska along some corn fields. Bored, the Blond is looking out into the fields when she spots another Blond rowing a small blow up boat in the middle of a clearing. Discusted by this she turns to her

Posted By: None 2007/02/15 02:42:18 PM
How many blonds does does it take to screw in a light bulb?.................Zero, none of them have figured out how!

Posted By: None 2007/02/15 02:39:05 PM
Why was the Blond's belly button black and blue?..........Her boyfriend is blond too!

Posted By: Darren07RT 2006/11/22 12:30:34 AM
Knock Knock.... whos there..... go fuck yourself.... lmao, greatest joke EVER!

Posted By: Darren07RT 2006/11/22 12:29:49 AM
or the "blonde" and "climb" even :)

Posted By: None 2006/11/19 12:21:34 PM
Why did the blond clime over a glass wall?................to see what's on the other side!

Posted By: None 2006/11/19 12:20:26 PM
What do you call a blond in a freezer......Frosted Flake.

Posted By: None 2006/11/19 12:19:25 PM
Hey, How do ya get a one armed blond out of a tree??? Wave to her!

Posted By: None 2006/11/19 12:18:09 PM
Knock Knock geuss again......................I LOVE IMPORTS!

Posted By: Racerette 2006/09/27 10:37:45 AM
okay, I hope that I don't mess this up AGAIN....What did the bananna say to the vibrater??? What are you shaking for....she's going to eat me....HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Posted By: Darren07RT 2006/09/26 09:59:30 PM
nah, tell the banana one...lmao

Posted By: Racerette 2006/09/20 03:28:06 PM
DARREN.......I do love imports....=)

Posted By: Darren07RT 2006/09/18 09:15:47 AM
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says... why such a long face?

Posted By: Darren07RT 2006/09/18 09:15:25 AM
Man walks into a bar.... his friend ducked.

Posted By: Darren07RT 2006/09/18 09:14:29 AM
Knock Knock..... ...... whos there? .......... I LOVE IMPORTS!

Posted By: Racerette 2006/08/22 07:26:57 PM
LOL....typical male reply.....but funny=)

Posted By: EzRider300M 2006/08/22 06:35:43 PM
After the preliminaries, she stated, "anything you say will be held against you." He replied; "... Breasts!"

Posted By: EzRider300M 2006/08/22 06:34:36 PM
He was coming home late the other night when the flash of red in the mirror told him that he was about to meet one of our state's finest. He was surprised to see that the officer was a young, rather attractive woman. (Continued in next post)

Posted By: Racerette 2006/08/22 11:02:01 AM
LOL...that is something I would say...haha...Good one!

Posted By: EzRider300M 2006/08/21 10:50:44 PM
"My wife's leaving the grocery store and some guy's stealing the car. I asked if she got his description? She said "No, but I got the license plate number""

Posted By: Nick 2006/08/21 03:37:25 AM
haha, the joke blog/forum starter- you grew up in washington? hmmph- Nice work so far on keeping up the votes!! Good luck and I hope ya win!

Posted By: IMPORTEKNIKAICR 2006/08/17 02:45:41 PM
lmao! that was good kumiyer. gotta keep that one in the memory bank!

Posted By: Racerette 2006/08/17 08:53:35 AM
LMAO.........LOLOLOLOLOL........bawahhh..that was a good one Kumiyer..haha..=)

Posted By: kumiyer 2006/08/17 08:51:21 AM
0 to 400 in 4 seconds. Next morning when she wakes up - she sees a gift wrapped box on the driveway. She brings it in and open the box. She finds a weighing scale.
The husband death ceremony has been scheduled for next friday.

Posted By: kumiyer 2006/08/17 08:51:11 AM
continued from the post below

Posted By: kumiyer 2006/08/17 08:50:34 AM
ahh - Good one April - Here's one thats better than yours, LOL. The husband forgets his 1st marriage anniversary. The wife gets pissed off at the husband and demands a costly anniversaty gift. She tells the husband that she wants something that goes from

Posted By: rc1320 2006/08/17 08:34:49 AM
I don't know many jokes but I am down to hear some! No prob. April;)

Posted By: Racerette 2006/08/17 08:30:47 AM
lol, I learned that joke when I was like 10. It is still funny...lol

Posted By: Nikki 2006/08/17 08:21:39 AM
LOL....my favorite joke is really....Why was tigger in the toilet???? Drumb roll...... trying to find poo....lol


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